Friday, October 8, 2010

And You Thought Your Friends Sucked


Vampire Enthusiasts Arrested in Man's Stabbing

Two people were arrested in connection to the stabbing of a 25-year-old man and efforts to drink his blood.

Aaron Homer is facing charges of aggravated assault and false reporting to law enforcement. Amanda Williams is a facing false reporting charge.

The victim, Robert Maley told Chandler Police he let his roommates suck his blood before, but when he refused to let them do it again, he was stabbed for it.

click here to see the dumbest vampire pic ever

Friday, October 1, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

It's Time Once Again ... !! I'm Sure I'll See You There


Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre at Encore Park, Alpharetta, GA Wed, Sep 29, 2010 08:00 PM

Friday, September 10, 2010

Thanks Texas ! ..It's Now Much Easier To Go Through Life Fat, Drunk And Stupid

Fried margaritas made with real tequila


One of the creators of a deep-fried margarita that will be at the State Fair of Texas said he received permission to use real tequila in the dish.

The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission awarded permission to use real tequila in the dish, which also includes funnel cake batter, margarita mix and whipped cream in a salt-rimmed plastic glass.

wish it was served on a stick

Thursday, September 9, 2010

First It's Quran Burnings Now It's Bible Shootings


Knox County man shoots suspected burglar in barn

An man, whose home had been broken into before, shot a suspected thief Wednesday night. Authorities say the suspect, Jerry Bible, was hit in the upper torso. As he fell, he threw a knife, which was recovered by officers. Bible, was taken to UT Medical Center where he underwent surgery.

Police expected to throw the good book at him

Friday, September 3, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Dr.Thinks She's Santa.. Her Decomposing Body Would Suggest Otherwise



Calif. Doctor Gets Stuck in Boyfriend's Chimney, Dies

A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

pic kinda resembles the grinch ?

Monday, August 30, 2010

August 29, 2010 A Date Which Will Live In Infamy. Japan Bombs Hawaii..... Again

Japan Tops Hawaii To Capture Little League World Series


Konan Tomori had a homer and three RBI, as Japan toppled Waipahu, HI., 4-1 Sunday for the Little League World Series title. The victory ended the United States’ domination of the tournament, and marked the first time since 2004 that an international team snagged the crown. The U.S. has posted a five-year winning streak prior to Sunday. Japan last won the tournament on 2003.

USA! USA! USA! Tora! Tora! Tora!

Friday, August 27, 2010

Twenty Years !!


Watch and then use the expletive of your choice!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Interrupting A Church Choir Can Be Cooler Than It Sounds



Kravitz was just hanging out in New Orleans when he heard a group performing his song "Fly Away." The group in question turned out to be a bunch of kids from the Voice of Praise Choir from First Baptist Church in Lewisville, Texas.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Looks Like Someone's Gonna Need To Do Some Money Laundering !



Money falls from butt during strip search

PANAMA CITY, Fla., Aug. 19 -- Police in Florida said they recovered $45 that fell out of an arrested man's anus during a strip search at the Bay County Jail.

Officers said Nicholas Ryan Harris, 19, told officers there was nothing hidden on his body following his arrest. However, the incident report states "several dollar bills fell from Nicholas' buttocks area" during a strip search at the Bay County Jail.

Thought you had to be rich to have money coming out of there

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

And You Thought Your Old Washing Machine Was Annoying

Kenmore washers, dryers can talk on the phone

People who have recently purchased washers or dryers from Kenmore may have bought a new feature they didn't even know existed: an appliance that can talk on the phone.

The new feature allows customers to hold a phone up to their washer/dryer and let the appliance tell a customer service rep on the other end what's wrong with it. The customer service rep can then relay fixes to the appliance owner, or suggest that a repairman come to take a closer look.

sounds like a candid camera episode in the making

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Science Confirms What You Already Knew..Your Little Brother Is An Idiot



Sorry, kid, first-borns really are smarter

SAN DIEGO — Birth order within families has long sparked sibling rivalry, but it might also impact the child's personality and intelligence, a new study suggests. First-borns are typically smarter, while younger siblings get better grades and are more outgoing, the researchers say.

The findings weigh in on a long-standing debate: What effect if any does birth orderhave on a person's life? While numerous studies have been conducted, researchers have yet to draw any definitive conclusions.



but your parents like him more

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